The Bird Show. Morning, Linda. You're on Q-100.

Good morning. About a year and a half ago, I was casually dating this guy. I just wasn't really that

into it at the time. I kind of, you know, brought him into my friend group, and he seemed kind of

interested in another girl in the friend group anyway. Well, over the last year and a half,

I've gotten to know him, and I really like him.

What I've done is I've created a profile.

I've set myself up as a guy on my space, and I have been communicating with the girl

that the guy that I'm into is now dating.

She's totally into it.

Things have definitely gotten a little inappropriate.

Now she's pushing that she wants to meet.

Have you even thought ahead?

And how are you going to present this to him?

So what I'm going to do is I'm going to create a totally anonymous email address.

And I'm going to email him and then he can go look in the email box and see all the

correspondence with his girlfriend and this fake guy. That was Friday on the show. Now I remember. Because that was, when you first were reminding me of her, I forgot she created the page as a guy. Yeah. And was entrapping the girl and then using it all as proof. Because the other way doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Yeah. It makes total sense this way.

Well, this way she'll never get busted for it in her mind. Right. We're such simple creatures, guys. We would never think of this. Well, we would think of it. No, no. No, we would think of it the other way and we'd end up screwing it all up. What do you mean? Like we would think of it, like if we're guys, then we would try to set up the other guy and then we'd end up not being with the girl because she'd think we're crazy and then the guy wouldn't be our buddy anymore because he would somehow find out about it. But she's being all crafty about it and going to the opposite sex. Brilliant. Smart. Check up. Brilliant. Hey, Linda, good morning. Good morning.

You're back on the voice disguiser.

Okay, good.

All right, so over the weekend, once again, going into the weekend, the master plan was to do what?

The master plan was to set up a fake email address and email him and say, hey, bro, check out what your girl's up to.

Hey, bro.

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