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Vault: She Fought Someone At The Cash Register?!

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: She Fought Someone At The Cash Register?!

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regulated by the financial conduct authority the furt show um so this is a true story. This is something that I have actually experienced. I was in Florida for the holiday, and Katie and I, we always road trip everywhere. So we were coming back home, so we were headed back to Atlanta. Even when you went to Japan, you road tripped. That's right. Yeah, because we had a special car that drove over the ocean. No, anyway, so.

1:11.3

It was a plane pool. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So we were coming back from Florida and before we left town, we decided that we wanted to get an audio book so that, you know, something to listen to on the way back because, you know. You don't want to talk

1:24.0

Yeah.

1:24.9

Well, I mean, we talk all the time.

1:27.0

And so we decided, and she wasn't feeling well.

1:29.6

So we decided to get an audio book.

1:30.8

We go into a bookstore. We're trying to find a bookstore where we were just driving around. We found like a book's a million, I think was the chain that we found. So we went in, got, you know, picked an audiobook out. Fine. We're in line to purchase the item, and we noticed that the cashier

1:46.7

behind the desk that was checking everybody out was asking everybody about, you know, the typical

1:52.9

card. Do you have your Book's A Million shopper savers card, whatever it's called? Trying to push

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one of those cards on you. The Book's a million club, you a member? You can save 10% today and every day.

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2:03.6

That is obnoxious on its own. But she is, her spiel was probably four times longer than what Jeff had just said. And you can't stop them. They're like a runaway train. So Katie and I are standing there and there's a guy in front of us, poor guy who did the physical symbol of no, I'm not interested, like just the whole kind of moving his hands around like, no, I'm good, I'm good. And she kept going and kept going. So Katie and I are making fun of the fact that the poor guy cannot get out of her spiel, you know, but I was prepared. I said, go, well, you know, at least I know that she's about to come at me with this so I'm in my turn I go up I put the audio book down ready to check out she said do you have your books million you shopper cash your coach save to do and I was like I was like no thanks I'm not interested and I'm good or are you sure it'll save you 10% do but I'm like no actually I'm really good. I appreciate it, but no it but no thank you and then she said well let me tell you about it anyway and then went into this spiel about and I wish I could remember what you said because it was almost like I was in an S&L skid at what point did you finally just say look can I just tell you that you're wasting your time here I said I'm good'm good. I'm really good. You know, and then she kept going and kept going.

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