The Furt Show.

So Jen, she admitted she was wrong.

She shouldn't have been snooping around the house.

And generally when you snoop and you find something that you shouldn't, you got nobody to blame but yourself, right? She sort of had a good excuse, though, because she wanted to make sure that the gifts that her boyfriend was getting for her were on par with the monetary value of what she was going to get for him. Because they set that three gift limit. just wasn't sure how much he was spending and she's kind of broke and waiting tables and has a lot of student loan debt. So she didn't want it to be completely off. You know, she didn't want to get him like a keychain and a nice pin for his desk and a coffee mug and then have him get her really expensive stuff. So she was snooping in order to find out what she should

be shopping for for him. So she was a little shocked when she found that there were three items,

but there were an identical three items that went along with those gifts. So there were what,

two sets of pajamas, but one was in a small size. The other was a medium. Two tennis bracelets.

And two like man, you know, like computer-made certificates saying that, hey, we're going to go on vacation together to St. Thomas.

One was for New Year's and one was for Valentine's Day.

So she called us up with that and we gave her a homework assignment that she should go ahead, call Delta Airlines, a call around and try to find out if she's on any of the itineraries.

That way she'll know if she's going on Christmas or is she going on Valentine's Day.

All she really wants is to get through the Christmas vacation.

She really wants that.

So it should have been pretty cut and dry until one virtual listener called up and shoot her eyes.

Shooter bad.

Hey, Melody.

Hey, how's it going?

Oh, no.

Something doesn't sound right.

Well, it's not like anything's really wrong, but it's not like anything's really right either.

There's a story in my life.

What happened?

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