Hey, the bird show.

So Melody calls us up yesterday, and I think in normal circumstances, anybody, any woman at least, would be pretty happy to know that her man is done with his Christmas shopping already.

I mean, because that means there was effort made, that he was thinking about you, he was trying to personalize the gift.

He didn't wait to the last minute to run through the mall before he came to your house to give you your Christmas gift. So, I mean, yeah, everything should be fine, but she actually found more than she bargained for. So common sense tells you that if your boyfriend already has a shopping done for you for Christmas, he's been thinking about you. Yeah. Put some thought into it, got it done in advance. And yeah, yeah, an effort. Effort, effort, effort, effort. Thought ahead, went and got it,

it already got it done in advance. And yeah, yeah, effort, effort, effort, effort. Thought ahead, went and got it, it already has it, not waiting to the last minute, thought for himself. So, I mean, it should be rewarded for that, I would think. Nope, Melody, not too happy with her boyfriend. He's got his shopping done. Hey, Melody. Hey, how's it going? Okay, how are you today?

Um, well, I'm kind of confused like you can imagine.

How long have you been going out with, uh, dude?

Um, we've been together a couple years now.

Like two years?

Yeah.

Two years.

Okay.

And, um, do you guys live together? We don't know. years. Okay. And do you guys live together?

We don't, no.

Okay.

All right.

So explain how you found out that your boyfriend has his shopping done early.

Well, I spend the night at his place a lot.

He has a house here in Atlanta.

And I was there by myself once.

You know, he had to leave before I did, and that's like usual. I have a key and everything. And I decided to do the little snoop thing, you know, to see what he got me because, and there's a reason. It's not just that I was being a snoop. I mean, there really is a reason for it. We were both kind of broke.

I just graduated and I don't have a real job yet. I'm still waitressing and I've got, like, student loans and stuff I can't even stand to think about right now, like, piled up like you can't believe. So that's my deal. But for him, he has his house in Atlanta, and just for work reasons he took this six month job in

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