Vault: Santa Scared Straight
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:03.0 | Santa Scared Straight. We've told you guys before. This is the season of leverage for Santa. |
| 0:10.0 | So we have asked you guys to go ahead, send us an email, tell us about your child that hasn't been too nice the last couple of weeks, and we'll try to do something about it. Santa can call your house. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, the hotline goes right up to the North Pole from Q&100. So when people send us emails, |
| 0:25.7 | we forward those right along, and then he's able to look at your kid's name, decide naughty list or nice list. |
| 0:31.7 | And if it looks like maybe somebody's on the fence and could go either way, |
| 0:36.0 | Santa will push him in the right direction |
| 0:37.5 | which is what he did to |
| 0:39.1 | Michaela the other night |
| 0:40.8 | How old's Michaela? |
| 0:41.7 | Michaela is six and a half |
| 0:43.3 | and she has a little bit of a problem |
| 0:45.4 | with talking back. |
| 0:47.1 | She's actually flirting with a boy in class |
| 0:49.2 | and that's creating some tension with mom |
| 0:50.9 | because you know you're not supposed to |
| 0:52.3 | be flirting that young |
| 0:54.0 | and she is |
| 0:55.8 | not doing a real good job she has the same problem that um my wife jessica has interestingly enough |
| 1:00.6 | she has a problem getting ready quickly okay so sometimes she has to be asked over and over and over |
| 1:06.6 | again to get ready to to leave the house so um santa claus wanted to call her up and say it's probably much more likely for you to get ready to leave the house. So Santa Claus wanted to call her up and say, it's probably |
| 1:12.6 | much more likely for you to get gifts and to be on the nice list if you take care of these small |
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