The Bird Show.

I'm going to warn you women right now.

You are going to hate this guy.

You're just going to hate him.

He takes playing to a completely different level. He's got a wife here. He's got a girlfriend there. They're both in the same place. They don't even know it. This guy's a freak. This guy called, well, actually sent an email originally. and he said that he, you know know it's so easy to have relationships like that

because women are using his word stupid and that women will try to believe the dream you know

that everything is great and glorious and as long as the women don't find out about each other, and if that's partially them

putting on blinders and partially the guy being careful, then it's fine.

And he sent us his email.

Well, Tracy called him up based on the email and spent about 15 minutes talking to him

and convincing him that it would indeed be a public service for him to come on the radio

and explain how he has a wife and a child in Boston, a girlfriend in New York City, a girlfriend in Atlanta, and how he took them all to Puerto Rico on vacation in three separate hotels.

What are we calling this guy?

He's going by the name of Dave.

Dave.

Wow.

Hey, Dave.

Hey, Buck. Man, you must be tired, dude. You must be really tired. You need a hobby, you know? I guess so. All right, explain this to us again now. You have a wife here in Atlanta. No, no. My girlfriend's in Atlanta. Okay, girlfriends in Atlanta. Wife and son in Boston, so I grew up, and then I got a girl in New York City.

And none of them know about each other.

No, sir.

Nope.

And I guess it's easier to do when you have them all living in different cities.

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