Vault: Phone Scam - Craftmatic Adjustable Bed
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 28 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | This has got to be the all-time most requested phone scam I have ever done. |
| 0:06.2 | Wherever I go in Atlanta, people come up to me and say, I love your phone scams, |
| 0:09.2 | especially the one where the guy gets caught in the adjustable bed. |
| 0:13.2 | Here it is, everyone's favorite phone scam, the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed scam. |
| 0:36.4 | And I'm talking about adjustable beds. This is Lisa. Can I help you? |
| 0:37.7 | Hello. Hello? Hi. How can I help you? Hi Lisa. Can I help you? Hello. Hello. |
| 0:38.3 | Hello. |
| 0:39.6 | Hi. |
| 0:40.1 | How can I help you? |
| 0:41.1 | I need customer service. |
| 0:42.6 | This is customer service. |
| 0:44.6 | I am trapped inside my adjustable bed. |
| 0:48.5 | You're what? |
| 0:49.8 | Trapped. |
| 0:50.5 | Inside my adjustable bed. |
| 0:52.1 | It's folded up around me. |
| 0:56.0 | Okay, sir. |
| 0:58.0 | Um, what state are you calling from? |
| 1:02.0 | I'm calling from a state of disbelief. |
| 1:05.0 | Okay. Where did you buy the bed? |
| 1:10.0 | My son gave it to me. Okay. Where did you buy the bed? My son gave it to me. |
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