Vault: Listeners Give Us Life Advice
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | All right, so we're asking you guys for Bert Show advice. So, like, maybe Melissa said something over the last couple of months where you're like, this is so easy, Melissa. All you have to do is blank to get this fixed in your life. Or Jen or me or Jeff, 404-741-105. Good morning. John. Good morning. Hello, sir. How you doing, Bert Show? Good. Awesome, sir. how are you? |
| 0:23.3 | I'm great, thanks. |
| 0:24.4 | We're bracing. Good morning, John. Good morning. Hello, sir. How you doing, Bertram? |
| 0:21.5 | Good. |
| 0:21.8 | Awesome, sir. How are you? I'm great, thanks. We're bracing ourselves. I think we're all looking at each other like, oh, no. Why are we opening ourselves up to this? Who is he calling for? Go ahead, dude. Who are you calling for? I'm calling for Bert. All right, Burr! Bring it. |
| 0:38.1 | Well, I wanted to say was, I think, Bert, you need to let go of your youth. |
| 0:42.3 | Okay. |
| 0:43.3 | Because I feel that, you know, I've been listening to the show almost since the first day. |
| 0:47.3 | One of the things when you go out and party, it affects your wife, it affects the |
| 0:53.3 | show to a certain extent on some occasions when you lose your voice and you go out. |
| 0:58.3 | And it's embarrassing. |
| 0:59.8 | You're a 52-year-old man. |
| 1:02.6 | John, it's very good advice. |
| 1:04.9 | So I think that would help, might help Stacy a little bit, too. |
| 1:08.6 | I appreciate the advice. |
| 1:10.2 | All right. |
| 1:10.7 | It's probably a little too late than I got a tattoo over the weekend that I probably shouldn't have gotten also then, huh? Yeah, that's probably true. Thank you. I think that's good advice. Okay. I'm not wrong with that. Good morning. Jessica, you are on all the hits, Q100 in thech Show. Hi. Yeah, I have some advice for Jen. |
| 1:29.4 | Okay. |
| 1:30.1 | I really want Jen to have a baby. |
| 1:32.5 | Oh, really? |
| 1:35.1 | Do you remember when she killed the Tomogatchi in 48 hours after leaving it in her hot car? |
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