The Birch Show.

We need to get the phones ready because I was just reading this article this morning about Fergie. And Fergie has finally admitted that the most embarrassing moment in her life was when she peed herself during the show. Do you guys remember those photographs of her? Yeah. Yeah. She said, I think everyone has seen the pictures on the internet when I didn't use the bathroom before I went on stage. We were doing, let's get it started. and I was jumping all over.

Ferggy says, I should have used the toilet before I went on stage. That was and always will be the most embarrassing moment of my life. No way. She said, I can never live it down. She peed her pants. As an adult. Like, do people do that?

Like, what made you pee your pants as an adult? Like, literally pee yourself. I know there's been times where, like, you leave here and you're thinking, okay, I need to go to the bathroom. No, I wait until I get home. And then you get stuck in traffic. That's actually got to be a legitimate fear. Yes. Oh, yeah. Because I've got to go before I'm getting on the interstate.

I've been in that position.

I said it's smart because. got to be a legitimate fear. Yes. Oh, yeah. Because I've got...

I always go before I'm getting on the interstate.

I've been in that position.

I said it's smart because I've actually left the car to go in the bushes on the side of the

interstate before coming back from Savannah.

That's so fun.

A little dry.

I mean, you know, shake.

You shake a little bit.

You say leftovers McDonald's napkins in the glove compartment. Yeah, that's what they're there for. Hey, that's what they're for. But I'm just curious when people actually, as grown adults, pee in your pants. There's going to be a lot of drunk stories, too. Hey, Bert Show, what's going on? Hi, good morning. Good morning. Well, the first time I peed in my pants as an adult was when I was pregnant with my son. Hold on one second. Did you just say the first time? Yes, it's horrible. I have two kids, and they were both kind of big babies. And I got to be honest, I bet you'll get more calls from this. After you've had kids, especially if they're big, I have a nine-pounder and a seven-pounder. Sounds like you're talking about Thanksgiving Turkish. I leak if I laugh too hard. I leak if I sleep. Oh, Tracy's panicked right now. But isn't, that's horrible.

It is.

It's horrible.

And some of my girlfriends who are also moms, I mean, when we're all laughing and hanging out, you can tell who has kids because we all cross our legs and because we're

laughing hard.

Have you ever full on just, like, laughed in the grocery store and had like a wet

spot well that's what happened when i was pregnant we my husband and i were going into lows and i

started sneezing oh no oh no and all of a sudden i said oh god we need to go home and he said

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