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Vault: Jennifer's Motivation By Humiliation

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Jennifer's Motivation By Humiliation

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Jennifer no it's a little bit of both I'm nervous yeah why you nervous the whole swimsuit

0:44.0

and then yeah yeah this is I'm telling you I've had to do this twice now I mean we haven't

0:49.4

officially called it motivation by humiliation but when I've had to take these two pictures for our website and I knew I was going to be half naked on the site, look, there is no better motivator than when people are going to be looking at you and you know they're going to be judging you. You want to look your best, right? I'm going to skip that extra trip to the cupcake shop. Totally. I mean, it's on your mind all the time, all the time. And we've been talking about this the last couple of days. New Year's resolutions are funny because they seem like such a great idea on January 1st, but for the most part, by January 20th, look at the gyms. Right. They're packed now. Hacked right now. But then in a couple weeks, they'll start dwindling by February. They'll be empty again. It's like we were talking about that boot camp thing that was on TV. I'd challenge a TV station to put a camera because they were at boot camp the first show of the year. There's like 50 people out there jumping jumping. This is here. They put the same camera that on February 1st. It's going to be like 30 people, March 1st, 15 people by April 1st.

1:47.5

It's going to be the trainer and like two of his friends.

1:50.7

And it's the same thing year in and year out with resolutions.

1:55.0

You make the same ones every year.

1:56.8

And you really need something different to make sure that you're going to be successful this year. And that's why we have offered up motivation by humiliation. And Jennifer here has great motivation because you're getting married this year. Yeah, November. Okay. Congratulations. Thanks. Yeah, congratulations. That'll be a motivator anyway. Yeah, I'm getting married in Mexico. So I don't know to look like a little beached well. It'll be fun. So you want to lose weight for the wedding, or are you more concerned about the honeymoon? A little bit of both. Both. Yeah. Isn't the wedding generally, like the motivating factor anyway, though? Like pictures. Yeah. I just came back from a wedding, and I saw the pictures, and I kind of hanging hanging over the dress and I was like, ooh, this is going to be the year. Do you guys ever had that? Like there's one defining moment when you realize, okay, I got to start doing something. It's either a picture or you can't get into a chair that you used to be able to get into. For a lot of women, it's their pair of jeans. When those jeans don't button anymore, you got to hit the gym.

2:52.2

Or when your stomach hangs over the jeans.

2:54.0

Yeah, when you realize you got the muffin top going.

2:56.3

Yeah.

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I think for guys, it's the love handle on the side of the jeans.

2:59.9

Like when it starts to, the jeans roll over a little bit on the size.

3:02.7

You're like, okay.

3:04.0

Time to go.

3:05.5

When I couldn't fit into my high school cheerleading uniform.

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