Vault: Is This Woman's Road Rage Out Of Control?
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🗓️ 3 February 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.5 | And we have detailed for you over the years that you'd be very hard pressed to find somebody that hates traffic more than Melissa Carter. |
| 0:07.6 | That is true. |
| 0:08.2 | I mean, she's got this serious case of road rage. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, I can't stand not moving. |
| 0:12.6 | I can't stand. |
| 0:13.5 | For some reason, I feel that everybody in front of me is purposely doing it to keep me where I need to be going. |
| 0:18.4 | If I noticed this on Friday, people in this town will absolutely not allow you to merge. Do never use your turn signal to try to go from lane to lane in this city. You just got to stick your nose in? You have to be aggressive. It's your fault that you weren't there anyway. I mean, to me, that's always the attitude of the people that were that when you try to, it seems that they feel like, well, I mean, what you were trying to get in my lane for? Because you should have been there beforehand. Why are you trying to get in now? I mean, it's just impossible. And you're going to save all of about four seconds of time if you let me in. You know, are you going to? And then I find myself as that guy, 100 yards down the road. So I'm frustrated at the guy that won't allow me to merge, but then once I get in his lane, somebody wants me to merge. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm frustrated at the guy that won't allow me to merge. |
| 0:55.7 | But then once I get in his lane, somebody wants me to merge, I'm like, screw you. I've been here for 100 yards already. You got to pay your dues. If you see somebody merge in, then you try to go get in front of them because you're like, oh, well, they just did it. They're going to be nicer to me because they just merged in. I try it. |
| 1:10.4 | I got a one car merge rule. |
| 1:12.4 | That's it. |
| 1:13.4 | That's it. |
| 1:14.4 | Only one in. I try that. I got a one-car merge rule. |
| 1:12.9 | That's it. |
| 1:13.4 | That's it. |
| 1:13.7 | Only one in. |
| 1:14.5 | I'll get mad at somebody in front of me if they let more than one-car merge. What are you doing, man? I've got places to be, too. No, you got a one-than-one-than-one-than-one. Yeah, if you let everybody in, they'll take advantage of you. |
| 1:24.6 | Don't be the weak car. |
| 1:25.8 | Don't be the weak car. |
| 1:27.1 | Buck up, buck up. |
| 1:28.6 | It's survival of the fittest out there, people. |
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