The Bert Show.

I want you to make a commitment to the Bert Show right now for the next three and a half minutes that you won't tune out. Okay. I can't do that. This entire song here, the song, it's only going to be funny and effective if you listen all the way through. Like if you bail after about a minute, you're not going to get the true feel of this entire song. Okay. So I'm asking you to commit to the bird show.

As I understand it, this is a guy that's, I'm not sure where he submitted this audition tape, but he was sitting in the congregation and he's watching everybody else do their thing around Christmas time.

He's watching the choir and he's like, man, I could do better than that.

He's like, I am the real star of this congregation. If they could just hear me, he's probably

one of these guys in church raised his hands and these guys just sway going back and forth.

And he hears, yeah, got both hands in the air and stuff. He's like, you know what? They need me.

He feels the call.

This is the Lord calling upon him.

So he sends in an audition tape to the church to say, hey, y'all listen to this.

And I think it's going to be on set. Who's going to be singing, oh, holy night next year?

So he sends in this audition tape.

It's bad, y'all.

It's really bad.

But it's three minutes.

Make a commitment.

Okay.

If you like the beginning of the American Idol, you know, or it's the bad performers, you'll love this.

If not, commit.

Holy night, stars are brightly shining.

Okay, it doesn't get any better than that.

That's the best.

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