The Bird Show

I'm going to take a page out of the Bert Weiss radio handbook where it only takes one phone call.

We had one of those earlier.

Yeah, it only takes one phone call.

I mean, it's good.

Well, here's the story.

Jessica and I, you know, if you've ever seen us, we come back from vacation, love to take pictures, take a ton of pictures. We have pictures in the wall in our house. We have photo albums, whatever. But one of her complaints was that she, you know, the cameras that we use, I always buy like nice cameras because I want to take nice pictures, but it's not convenient to carry in a tiny little going out purse, which, you know,

she wears. I'm not going to sling a camera over my shoulder to, you know, go to vision or something.

So in the store a few days ago, and I find this digital camera that's like three inches long,

half inch thick, it's a good quality camera.

It's on sale, and I bought it. So it has been living in Jessica's purse since then. And you're in like gadget heaven. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, it's a cool basis. It's annoying. I'll tell you why in a second. Well, it's only annoying because you are one of the people that I'm about to talk about. Every time you go out with Jeff now, he's got this camera and he's snapping pictures left and right.

There's not a private moment.

It's like having your own private paparazzi around or the guy from American Beauty. I love that. Let's go out more often. So we go to Vision on Saturday night, which, you know, as fun as it was, there were some ugly moments. See, Bert's out. and um but the camera was out and i i was probably only holding it a third of the time like it was just getting passed around

and people were taking pictures of their friends whatever yada yada you must have given it to rodney ho

yeah no he brought his own uh but you know so everybody was taking different pictures and so when

i got home it was cool to download

them all and look at them all and see all the stuff like stuff that i didn't even see happening

but somebody was holding the camera and caught on you know got caught on film and then uh i you know

put them up on a site so i could share them with everybody who participated in that evening

well i got more than one phone call with requests to remove pictures. I'm not going to name who it was or what was going on in the pictures, but more than one phone call to take pictures down off the website for one reason or not. Yeah, I'll volunteer and say I was the first. I was going to say, is one of them a married man staring at you right now? Yeah, but it didn't have anything to do with married. It just had to do with, I mean, he had these really close-up pictures of that lump on my head as soon as it happened. And I was just so embarrassed by it that I didn't want somebody downloading it and then sending it around because I'm embarrassed by the whole situation. Sure. No, I only he was married because there's two men in the room staring at Jeff and you're the only married one.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

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