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Vault: Is It Wrong to Facebook Stalk a Date?

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🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Is It Wrong to Facebook Stalk a Date?

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.3

So Wendy, I'm assuming now when you get really excited about potentially going out with a guy,

0:07.1

when you meet a guy, I'm just assuming the routine is go directly to MySpace and directly

0:14.8

to Facebook and all the social networking just to start doing your recon on the guy.

0:19.3

I think that's just kind of common with anybody.

1:30.9

No, yeah. I mean, me and my girlfriends always check out the guy on the Facebook because you always have to make sure, I mean, you have something in common. They're not in a relationship because that's kind of a big thing. That's kind of a big deal. You know, maybe. It depends. You may not remember exactly what he looked like the night before. So, I mean, you always check out the pictures and just make sure they're somewhat normal. Well, Wendy's come in here the last couple of days and she's really excited about a dude that she met. I don't think they've gone out. And I don't want to give his name out. Okay? Yeah, I know. Well, let's say Wendy came to work and she was really excited. She meets this guy and we're all crowding around the computer, Facebook. And we're looking at his profile for the very first time, which is really what we're doing here. Okay. Let's try to make some judgments on this guy based on his Facebook. Okay. Now, Wendy, if you were around like your real personal friends outside the studio, would they give you like a thumbs up or a thumb? Would they say, ah, here's a red flag right here about this dude? Well, first he's cubed. Do you guys just all sort of admire him together, and it's all really sort of just stroking each other? Well, first we admire, and we look at the photos first. Well, I did notice that, that the college team that he does does root for is not a college team that I root for, but it's not... Which one is it?

1:31.0

That's a red flag.

1:31.7

He roots for Auburn, but...

1:33.6

Okay.

1:34.2

Which is, I mean...

1:35.2

It's over!

1:36.4

It's somewhat of a red flag, but it's not like Georgia or some, like, big rivalry.

1:42.0

So that's okay.

1:42.6

I can deal with that. And the picture has to do with everything, right? Oh, he's cute. He is cute. I think people make a judgment on the school that you root for and the school that you went to, but it can be, that impression can be bypassed if he's dressed the way he is in this picture. Like, he's just like a normal dude. If he was in all of his Auburn stuff.

2:18.5

Oh, if he had a collar shirt, some pleaded pants and some penny loafers on, then that would be a different story. That's Auburn stuff. So, I mean, he's just cool. And you look at the college because you, I mean, because you know that you're going to date and end up getting married. So you've got to figure out, you know, is the basement going to be Florida or Auburn?

2:20.3

Is it going to, you know, you're going to, on game day.

2:18.5

Oh, my gosh, is the basement going to be Florida or Auburn?

2:33.3

Is it going to, you know, you're going to on game day. Oh, my gosh, Melissa, stop. Stop encouraging that behavior. Oh, my God. Pot, you're black. Anyways. Hey, this is not a race discussion. Jen, what do you think? Anything on there? I think he's cute.

2:51.4

You know, I always try to look at the profile pictures and make sure that they're consistent with the other pictures. Because everybody's going to pick the best photo ever of themselves to put as their profile pick. And he's got consistent good photographs of himself, like all over here. It's a good looking dude. Yeah, he's cute. Jeff, you with me on the hometown thing?

2:53.3

I'm a little bit nervous about what hometown he's from.

2:55.1

I think it's Wendy's capital.

2:56.4

It's perfect for Wendy.

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