Vault: Is Bert's Elevator Theory Correct Or Not?
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🗓️ 2 March 2026
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| 0:27.7 | slash setup get it the bird show right so I am riding down in an elevator last week |
| 0:34.6 | with two random dudes and I'm just listening to their conversation. |
| 0:37.8 | And you guys can call if this theory holds true or not. But I haven't had a chance to do it |
| 0:41.9 | myself. Here's the theory. You get into an elevator and while you're in there, you need to go |
| 0:48.1 | to like the 10th floor or whatever, 11th floor, 15th floor, 30th floor, whatever. But everybody in |
| 0:52.9 | the elevator is on, their destination are floors that are lower than yours. |
| 0:57.9 | So your elevator has to stop at 4 and 8 and 10 and freaking 12 and 18 and 22 and 28 before you get to years. |
| 1:11.4 | According to these guys, if you push the, you know that close button when you want to close the elevator button? |
| 1:20.1 | It's the little arrow thing, the door closed one. |
| 1:22.1 | If you hit that one at the same time that you hit your floor, you go express up to your floor. Are you sorry? Oh, no way. I have not had a chance to use this yet, but I talked to Lindel about it yesterday, and she said yes, in hotels for sure it works. Really? But how can you do that without everybody else in the elevator, seeing what you're doing, and beat you up for being a bush? You can only do it one time. Yeah. So if it's true, if you're on the elevator business or you're at a hotel where this is true, 404-741 Q100. I guess you could do it like I wonder if you push it, if you're going to the ninth floor, you hit door close and nine, but then a whole bunch of other people get on right after you and then they push their buttons. |
| 2:02.2 | Does it still work? |
| 2:02.9 | Or do you have to be the last one to program? Maybe somebody will call that can food the screen. Nobody else will get on because you're going express. Express, that's right. Nobody else will get on after you. Once you hit it, you'll go straight to your floor. Once you hit it, doors closed and you go to your floor. straight up. |
| 2:15.7 | So nobody else will get on. |
| 2:16.8 | So if there's a whole bunch of people on there already and they've already hit |
| 2:19.9 | 24, six,'s closed and you go to your floor. And you go straight up. So nobody else will get on there already. And they've already hit 2, 4, 6, 7, and you get on and do it, that's the point. It still works. It doesn't express up. Right. So, I don't know. You're at some hotel here in Atlanta. I don't believe it, though. I don't either. Why don't you go to the... Why are we taking calls? You can do it just like your car alarm, dude. |
| 2:33.4 | We can try it here. |
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