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Vault: Hygiene Tips From Women To Men

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🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Hygiene Tips From Women To Men

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0:00.0

Listen, it's The Bird Show.

0:02.1

All right, so for the guys that are going to be getting ready today to go out this weekend, get their groove on, maybe they're going to go out to Vision and party with Phone Honey Wendy for her 21st birthday or whatever. Guys, if you're going out to hook up, you've got to pay attention to this list. And ladies, you're going to agree with me on this one because I read it and I'm like, yep, yep, yep. It's seven body parts that men don't think that women notice, but we do. We notice these on you guys, okay? So we're just going to just go right down this list. And you guys help me out here if you've got any advice to contribute for the guys. We're helping out the guys. We're going to help them hook up this weekend. And this is the, like you had read just one. Yeah, I just read one of them to Jeff and yeah,

0:42.6

he, he liked it. Okay. So these are parts that women notice on guys. Women notice these on you guys,

0:47.4

but you guys don't think you have to do anything to take care of these body parts, but you do. Number one,

0:53.4

eyebrows. Okay, fellas, you don't have to have them sculpted. Certainly, we don't want you to have over, you know, thinner eyebrows than we do. But you should never, never, never have a unibrow. And if they're completely, completely overgrown, you can go in and get them trimmed up a little bit. You could even probably trim them yourself. I don't try that. No. I wouldn't. That's, I mean, that's dangerous. That's on your face. Do you get your eyebrows cleaned up? I do. Where do you go to get it done? You're like, I don't know if I want to admit that right now. I don't even know the name. He doesn't want to give a secrets away. It's in the plaza where the Whole Foods is in Sandy Springs.

1:29.5

Yeah.

1:29.9

Is it like a nail shop that also does like, I don't even know the name. He doesn't want to give a secrets away. It's in the plaza where the Whole Foods is in Sandy Springs.

1:29.4

Yeah. Is it like a nail shop that also does like some eyebrow stuff? The Home Depot on Limburg. An eyebrowist. No, it's a nail shop. It's where Jessica goes, so that's where I go. So you just follow her in. The Whole Food stuff is in her at Sandy Springs? Yeah. Huh.

1:43.2

So, yeah.

1:43.8

Guys, you've got to clean them up.

1:44.9

You know where in the back is the Canton Cook's Chinese restaurant?

1:48.1

Okay. So you just follow her in. The Whole Food Shopping Center at Sandy Springs? Yeah. Huh. So, yeah. Guys, you've got to clean them up.

1:44.9

You know where in the back?

1:46.2

Mm-hmm.

1:46.5

There's the Canton Cokes Chinese restaurant.

1:48.1

Okay.

1:48.6

Right next to it, there's the...

1:50.8

Whatever the place is.

1:52.1

Yeah.

1:52.4

Oh, okay.

1:53.1

Right there.

1:53.7

It's not embarrassing as a guy to if you go in to get some of this stuff done, you will eventually notice other guys in there. And then you're like, okay, well, this is cool. And it's like if Jen says if the woman is paying attention to it, I mean, it's an investment into your sexual life. Right. I know that's what guy's most important thing is. Exactly. All right, two on the list is your nails. She's going to notice if you've got long, long fingernails, if you got dirt underneath them, if they're yellow, if they're hideous,

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