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Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 2

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🗓️ 30 April 2026

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Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 2

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they had the instructor in the car.

1:16.4

Oh, no.

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Do you remember how tight you were, though, when that instructor was in the car?

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I mean, white knuckling it, man, 10 and 2, 10 and 2, 10 and 2.

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I never took any driver's head.

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Driver's head was Jim Dollar, and that was like he had no problem, like crawling up like a ball if I was about to hit something right in the seat. Like, he was not compassionate about driver's ed. I mean, it was Millie Pete that taught me to drive, but when I went into the test and the guy got in the car with me, I said, well, what radio station

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would you like to listen to on our drive

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trying to be cute? He said, we don't listen to the radio while we're doing this test. I was like, well, I think I just felt that one. My guy smelled bad, and I couldn't think of anything else. Oh, no. He reeked of body odor. That's awful. Awful.

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He must have had a day after the restaurant.

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Yeah.

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Oh, it was bad.

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Hey, Greek of body odor. That's awful. Awful. He must have had a day off for the restaurant.

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Yeah. Oh, it was bad. Hey, Tim. Good morning. You're on Q-100. It was the nerves. Hey, how are you, man? Well, I actually wrecked the driver that vehicle. Oh, no. How? Man. Well, we put into a parking spot, and we switched drivers, and it happened to be my turn, and I was

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basically petrified and nervous, and he told me to back out.

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