Vault: How Many Times Do The Bert Show Members Lie?
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🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on The Virtue. |
| 0:01.9 | We all made an agreement with each other a couple of weeks ago that we were all going to go 24 hours and write down the little lies that we tell throughout the entire day. |
| 0:11.2 | Little, yeah, big and small, right? |
| 0:12.8 | Big and small. |
| 0:14.5 | Well, we have to, I don't know if the reason we did it is because we have to determine what constitutes a lie because we had an issue like omission. Is that a lie? Yeah, what was it? I said that would be my biggest defense. There was like four categories. Not saying anything. Yeah, there's the little. On that list. Wasn't there four categories? I'm looking for the list right now. Do you have it over there? I can probably find it, but there was the- It was like a white lie. Yeah, and then there was the omission, white lie. |
| 0:39.0 | Blatent. I could probably find it, but there was the... It was like a white lie. Yeah, and then there was the... Omission, white lie. |
| 0:41.0 | Blatent. |
| 0:41.6 | Big ass, bold-ass lie. |
| 0:44.0 | That's the B-1. |
| 0:44.6 | Blighton, I know for sure that I'm telling you a lie. |
| 0:46.7 | What was the fourth one? |
| 0:48.0 | Hang on. I'll find them. |
| 0:49.2 | I can't remember. |
| 0:51.2 | But on average. |
| 0:52.4 | All right. |
| 0:53.9 | Here are the types of lies |
| 0:55.1 | the white lie |
| 0:56.3 | the big lie |
| 0:57.3 | the exaggeration |
| 0:58.6 | and the omission |
| 0:59.6 | what's the difference |
| 1:01.1 | between the big and the exaggeration |
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