Vault: How Did You Get Rid Of Your Ex?
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🗓️ 20 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the Bert Show. |
| 0:02.0 | So we just had Bert Show listener Tammy on with us. And she's saying that there's this guy in the office that just will not take no for an answer. Just, I mean, and she's gone through great lengths to let him know, look, this is not going to happen. And he's not picking up on it. So she goes next door to her neighbor's house. I guess it's a good looking dude, gets a picture with him. and then brings it into the office and says, look, this is my boyfriend. |
| 0:23.2 | I love him. |
| 0:24.1 | Oh, he's house. I guess it's a good looking dude. Gets a picture with him and then brings it into the office and says, look, this is my boyfriend. I love him. Oh, he's awesome. So she's obviously telling a lie, but she had to go through that kind of great length to get this guy to leave her alone. So we're asking you guys the same thing. Like, what have you had to do to get a woman or get a guy just to leave you alone? Like, look, I'm not into you. |
| 0:39.1 | Wasn't doing it for you. Good morning, Kat. You're on all the hits Q100. Hi. Hi, I'm totally straight, but I had my best girlfriend in the whole world kiss me in the mouth to get this guy to leave me alone. I'm surprised I got him to leave you alone. Yeah, really. Well, he got excited, but he kind of got the point. |
| 0:55.4 | All right, thank you. |
| 0:56.6 | Good morning. |
| 0:57.9 | Lewis. I'm surprised I got him to leave you alone. Yeah, really. Well, he got excited, but he kind of got the point. |
| 0:55.4 | All right, thank you. |
| 0:56.7 | Good morning. |
| 0:57.8 | Lewis, you were on The Birch show. |
| 1:00.2 | I actually had to tell you. |
| 1:01.6 | I was bad in bed. |
| 1:05.4 | And that worked? |
| 1:07.6 | Not originally, but until I actually, I said, okay, well, look, we're going to go right now or, you know, never at all. |
| 1:15.9 | So she was like, well, you know, you might be true. |
| 1:19.1 | So she decided to leave me alone after that. |
| 1:21.4 | See, now this must have been so bad because this is a last resort for any guy to say that, A, either I have a small unit or B, I'm not good in bed. |
| 1:31.0 | That's the very last thing you say. |
| 1:33.2 | That rumor gets out and you're like, no, I was just telling her saying like her, you know? |
| 1:37.7 | Right. |
| 1:38.1 | That is a category five excuse right there. |
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