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Vault: How Did You Get Busted With Birth Control?

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🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: How Did You Get Busted With Birth Control? 

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. Because I read a survey yesterday that said 22% of women, let me, let me rephrase that,

0:08.5

22% of parents found out that their daughter was on the pill through another sibling.

0:14.8

In other words, you're all sitting around the table, right, at dinner sometime and you at the age of

0:20.4

whatever, 18, 17 or whatever, are having some kind of conversation. Maybe you tick off your little brother or something at the dinner table, and he just rats you out about being on the pill. Now, maybe he's 14, he knows what it's all about, but somehow some way he found out about it. So my question to you guys is, and I don't think we'll need to use the voice disguiser

0:39.6

for this, but I want to know how your parents found out you guys are on the pill. The accidental ways. Like you guys didn't have the talk. You didn't go to plan parenthood together. Right. But you went on the pill. and I want to hear about the bizarre ways

0:52.3

that your parents found out

0:53.4

that you were on the pill.

0:54.3

Melissa, you want to go first?

0:55.4

444-4-4-4-4-4- first? 404-741-101-0-05. For a while, I'm sure my parents wish that I would go on the pill, you know, but yeah, no. I've never been on the pill, so. Now, Jen, I am just guessing here. I am guessing that there was a talk with your parents? There was an education.

1:11.6

Not with my dad.

1:12.8

No.

1:13.4

Lord no.

1:15.6

Yeah.

1:16.3

Daddy's and daughters.

1:17.3

That's a difficult conversation.

1:19.0

But no, I remember I was already, I was already active and just doing like using condoms and that sort of thing.

1:28.9

And was in this really, this conversation with my mom about something completely different.

1:34.9

I was talking to her about fighting with my boyfriend.

1:37.7

And now looking back on this conversation, she probably knew I was active with him

1:42.2

because I was so emotional about this fight that we had had

1:44.8

and I was telling her about it. And she was probably prodding the right questions to get it out of me,

1:49.2

but I never knew it at that point. And I just started crying, talking about this fight I was in

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