Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | Hey, |
| 0:01.7 | Ellie, welcome to The Bird Show. |
| 0:03.3 | Hey, how are you? |
| 0:04.8 | Oh, good. |
| 0:05.6 | How are you? |
| 0:06.1 | How are you? |
| 0:07.2 | You seem to. |
| 0:08.0 | Did you just wake up? |
| 0:08.9 | Yes. |
| 0:10.6 | It's early. |
| 0:13.8 | Relatively. |
| 0:15.7 | So. |
| 0:19.6 | We have currently been up for four hours. |
| 0:20.3 | But that's cool. It's not good. Early for you. So. We have currently been up for four hours, but that's cool. |
| 0:21.2 | It's all good. Early for you. So tell us about your friend or this guy that you know. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, so this friend of mine, we've been friends forever, and we went to different schools, |
| 0:33.6 | but we're both graduating and saw him the other night, and he was telling me about, um, this woman that he met and he's crazy about her and stuff and, uh, and he was being really shy about how he met her. |
| 0:50.3 | So I'm like, who is this person? |
| 0:52.1 | Like, where you meet her? |
| 0:53.8 | And he finally fast up that he's, one of his friends from school is his mom. |
| 1:03.3 | Hmm. |
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