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Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified - Update

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🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified - Update

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including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com. This is The Bird Show. If you remember, Ellie, Ellie called us up for the Why Do We Want to Talk to You on Monday segment. Here's a quick recap of Ellie's appearance on The Bird show. This friend of mine saw him the other night, and he was telling me about this woman that he met, and he's crazy about her. And one of his friends from school, it's his mom. It's single and available, but that doesn't make it right. He hasn't told his friend that he's crazy about his mom. He's totally flirted with the mom. The mom flirted back a little. And he's thinking of asking her out. And it's like a train wreck about to happen. I don't know what to do. So we did ask her. I think Jen had one good question, poignant question for her. What? I had what?

1:44.5

No, I'm just kidding.

1:45.7

Yeah, well, because she had dated the guy, right?

1:48.6

So a long time ago, she and the guy had dated,

1:50.8

then he was the one that was going to ask out his best friend's mom.

1:53.4

So I think that she still had feelings for the guy,

1:56.3

and I think she was even more freaked out that it was weird

2:00.0

because she still wanted him and didn't want him to be with the mom. So, you know what I mean? Yeah. She had like, she had like already peed on him. And so she was mad that somebody that somebody else was going to have him. You know what I'm saying? She had already marked her territory. Right. Exactly. hey uh ellie welcome back to the bird show

2:18.7

well we don't know that jenn we don't know what they did when they didn't know what they like

2:24.4

it depends on how it depends on how close they were yes hey uh ellie welcome to the bird show

2:30.3

thank you how are you i'm good thanks for having. No problem. Thank you for agreeing to join us.

2:38.7

So bring us up to speed. How did the weekend pan out for you? Well, you know, I listened to what you guys had to say.

2:46.0

I didn't necessarily agree with everything. And I did a point dinner with my friend on Friday night.

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Uh-huh.

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And I just decided to let him know how I felt. I thought that was a fair thing to do.

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Okay.

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