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Vault: He Needs Help telling His Roommate He's In Love

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🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: He Needs Help telling His Roommate He's In Love

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0:00.0

The First Show.

0:01.0

Brandon called us and he has fallen in love with his roommate.

0:05.0

So we've been roommates for about two years now.

0:07.0

I don't know, I just, I guess because we just spent so much time together and I really get to see who she is behind the scenes.

0:14.0

Every girl I go out with that, man, this girl's great, but I see myself comparing them to her.

0:19.0

I find her attractive, I guess she finds me attractive.

0:22.0

But it's one of those, like, she's always had a boyfriend. And then we just slowly, I just got, really got to know her. And I'm, man, she really is a cool person, you know? I don't want to be the rebound guy. You know, I feel like if I don't say something that she's going to, someone's going to steal her. At first, I think it was more of just a crush

0:38.2

because we really just hung out a lot again.

0:40.1

I really got to know her, but man, I really love this girl, but I'm afraid that I don't want to blow the friendship. So we talked to Brandon a little bit, and the women of the bird show and the women in the bird show community said, look, there are probably things she's been doing over the last couple of years that may give you an indicator if she's into her or not. And some of those, like Wendy said, was if she cuddles up next to you on the couch, while you guys are watching a movie. Maybe she has a blanket or a pillow or she leaves her door cracked so you can peek in. She's flashier when she's getting changed for using the toilet. Right.

1:15.2

Does she wear cute pajamas around the house and care about what she looks like?

1:18.0

Or does she just like slop around in old sweats and no makeup? Does she posture up?

1:19.2

Does she sit in cool positions to maybe accentuate her booty?

1:24.4

I think Melissa said it yesterday.

1:26.0

Good posture means she likes you.

1:27.3

That's right. That's right. Man, if a woman is like, oh, yeah, she's sticking out. All of us have something for you. Hey. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. So we sent Brandon just think of the last, you know, like year. And has she done some of these things? Sit around the apartment, see if any of these subtle indicators are there to let him know if he should make a move or not. And I was nervous because I thought, can he go home and just be subtle about it and just observe or is he going to ask questions he shouldn't and start saying things he shouldn't say? Because now he's looking at her through the eyes of somebody that might have a chance, so everything she does is going to be like, yes. Yeah. She asked me to go ahead and use the remote last night.

2:04.6

She loves me.

2:05.6

It's a sure sign.

2:06.6

Hey, Brandon.

2:08.6

Hey, guys.

2:09.6

Anything happened now that you knew what the subtle things were to look for?

2:13.6

Anything happened that might give you an indicator that yeah there might be a little chance here

2:17.8

well we were watching tv and i don't know where she asked if she can get me something and so

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