The Virt Show.

Hey Matt, what's going on, man? Hey, good morning, guys. Hi. Matt here was getting his drink on pretty good at Park Tavern for St. Patrick's Day and missed the goal is an opportunity, right? Yeah, pretty much. I had a Red Bull vodka, actually. I was drinking Red Bull. At about 10 in the morning last Saturday, I missed all the snow, I decided to go down to Park Tavern for their

annual St. Paddy's Day party. And they had a duck contest, and they were asking people

to look for a little rubber leprechaun ducks.

Only entertaining to drive you. A traditional St. Paddy's Day at Parth Tavern.

Gwag.

I don't know you don't know why, but our Tavern was given away $1,000 in cash to the people who found the most Lepercon ducks all over the tavern.

So for each duck you found, they would give you a raffle ticket for a chance to win one of the five $200 prizes.

So it's like mixing St. Patrick's Day with Easter, but instead of hiding eggs, they're hiding ducks,

and they're not doing any other holiday. It makes perfect sense.

Somebody was so drunk when they brainstorm that around a whole bunch of other drunk people.

I don't think that was drinking.

Yeah. So go ahead, Matt. So there you are. Yeah, so I ended up finding 31 of the 100 Ducks, which almost assured me of one of the prizes. And then she came along. Her name is Allie. That's about all I know. And she has the most, actually, she has really amazing eyes, most innocent I've ever seen, and she looked

a lot like Renelle Zellwiger, and she had my attention from the beginning, actually.

She came to me, asking me to purchase some of my ducks for $10. I didn't want to risk my chances,

you know, winning the $1,000 for only $10. But to make a long story short, I felt an amazing chemistry, but, you know, winning the thousand for only ten bucks. But to make a long

story short, I felt an amazing chemistry between both of us. I guess it could have been the

Red Bull, but yeah, it felt really cool. Is that a duck in your pocket? Are you just having to

see it? Yeah, but in a short time, I found out that she had a brother in Vegas.

She had a thing for survivor, and she was in school.

But like a little girl, I didn't get one piece of information I had to have, and that

was her phone number.

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