The Birch Show

All right, poor Crash.

Oh, no, no.

See, Port Crash and Lee, I think we all probably know one of these couples that have this, these, they love each other, they're very similar, and they have this tumultuous relationship.

And I have said this to Crash, and I'll say it again, that it seems to me that if everything is going

right in the relationship, somebody stirs it up because part of their passion is like...

Well, I think that's it. Passion. I think that they are a couple, that there are some couples that are just,

you know, middle of the road the whole way and never really have arguments and never really

have a conflict. But I think passionate couples, when they love each other, is very passionate and when they're angry with each other, it's very passionate. And when it's boring, it's boring if there's no passion of some level. Yeah, you know what? I kind of agree with you. I mean, part of the passion is the drama and you do have to kind of stir the pot every now and then.

And a lot of people do live for that. They really do. I mean, when it's high, it's high,

when it's low, it's horrible. You know, you get two very emotional people that are together and everything like that. But I had a relationship like this once before that lasted almost

seven years. I mean, literally breakups would last up to six months. And we knew we were going to get back together, but we knew we just had to keep the drama going. I mean, it was that bad seven months. So things, you know, now they do the whole roller coaster and everything. Just so you know, every friend you had during those seven years hated you both. Yeah. It's hard to see when you're in it, but I hate people like you. No, no, I know that because my friends even used to make comments like, oh, wow. I hate you. We hate you. I would walk into a bar and all my friends would be in there and they go, oh, you must be fighting with her because now you're here to see us. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was at that point. I mean, I lost all my friends would be in there and they go oh you must be fighting with her because now you're here to see us yeah yeah I mean it was at that point I mean I lost all my friends

and it took took me buying a lot of shots an American pie to get all my friends back you

guys are like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee yeah I heard yeah I heard you make that in more

than a hasten one right You could also drive a boat.

But you know, when it's using the steering wheel on ore and ore.

He's got his own runner.

All right.

So Crash and Lee, I mean, most times every other weekend, I would say Crash comes in here and he relates to us that he and Lady Crash are in some kind of drama, some kind of drama. This one is pretty serious, though. Yeah, it is. It's pretty serious. And I'm not going to get into too many details because I'm not going to say anything, you know, bad about her. I'm not going to say a bad thing about me. It's just an argument.

We'll keep it all on my side.

There's obviously two sides to every argument. Is it fair to say that you have at the, what is it, the quality in on Roswell Road? Comfort in. The comfort in. You have a punch card similar to people, the ones that people get like at Moes. it's almost yeah

your six night is free

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