The Bird Show. I'm a fairly open-minded guy. You can come at me with a bunch of opinions, and I'll listen to you, but this woman here had us so mad. She's married, but she's going to her ex-boyfriend to impregnate her.

Good morning, Jessica. Hello. How are you this morning? Doing just great. How are you?

Well, I called yesterday to try to get Dylan to play the new M&M song for me.

But we started talking about how I'm going through fertility treatments with my husband right now.

Okay.

And I made the comment to him that my husband's not the one getting me pregnant.

Who's getting you pregnant?

My ex-fiance.

Wow.

Wow. This is taking an interesting, turn.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

You and your husband have been with each other for how long? Well, we've been together since last November. We got married in January. You've been trying to have a child. Since January. Okay, so you, and you went to the doctors and they said that that's not possible because of your husband?

Well, both of us.

I had infertility problems beforehand. Okay, so you, and you went to the doctors and they said that that's not possible because of your husband?

Well, both of us. I had infertility problems beforehand, and my husband, brilliant man that he is, did professional bull riding for years and didn't wear a cup.

Oh, how. And that really had an effect on it? Oh, yeah. You're sleeping with this ex-fiancee?

Uh-huh. I mean, because there's such a thing as, you know, a donor without having to have sex with them. Well, a couple reasons we're not going that around. One, that costs a lot of money, which we don't really have. And two, we have an open marriage anyway. Oh, do you? Oh, yeah. Wow, this thing just, whoo, it just keeps So he's going to raise children that were fathered by your ex-fiancee?

Yes. Wow. And my ex-fiancee is, you know, just the donor, not the daddy. And he, and he's, and once that child's born, the ex-fiance out of the picture. He'll probably be like uncle. See, so much of this doesn't make sense. And your husband's not going to have a problem with that. No, I mean, my ex-the-the-old is out of the blue. I mean, we were already, you know, sweeping with each other. Because in truth, my husband understands it, and it's the same with him too, is we both have different sex drives that the other cannot always meet. Right why we have the open relationship, and I swear it saves our marriage.

Okay, what exactly are the terms of the open marriage?

So you're allowed to mess around with anybody you want.

You have to ask permission.

Who do you ask the permission of?

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