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Vault: Do Women Really Do This To Men While They Sleep?

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🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Do Women Really Do This To Men While They Sleep?

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show.

0:02.3

Twice now over the last three weeks, I have seen either TV shows or movies where this scenario happens.

0:09.2

Where a woman hooks up with a dude that she normally wouldn't hook up with or is hooking up with him for the very first time.

0:16.3

And he's crashed out in bed next to her.

0:19.8

And she wakes up early. And before he gets up while he's still crashed out in bed next to her and she wakes up early and before he gets up while he's still

0:24.1

crashed out and sleep she lifts the sheet up on the bed and then looks down at him to see how well

0:32.2

he's built while he's sleeping yeah i guess she's gauging the size of his yeah while he's sleeping. While he's sleeping? Yeah. I guess she's gauging the size of his while he's sleeping.

0:41.3

I saw it the other night in true blood, and I saw it again in the movie.

0:46.5

I think it was The Hangover a couple of weeks ago also.

0:49.4

And I'm just really curious if women do that.

0:52.6

Actually check while you're sleeping.

0:54.6

While a dude is sleeping, you go first. You already know if the dude is sleeping naked next to you? That's what didn't make any sense to me also. I was just wondering. You've already already checked that out. You've at least on a drive-by. Not if you're drunk before the night before. Yeah, but why would he end up naked, though? Well, they've done it. I'm saying.

1:10.6

I mean, they've done it.

1:11.4

But now my assumption is the next morning, she's checking to see what it looks like in a more natural state than in its playing state. Or maybe she was, or maybe she's unsure of what happened the night before. Like, all the details are foggy. Like, I can't really remember what happened and then looks.

1:29.0

404-741-Q-100. It didn't make a whole bunch of sense to me. But like I said, I've seen it twice in the last couple of weeks. And I'm just curious if that's a real-life thing or that doesn't happen at all. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't want to ask, but I figure if you've already slept together, wouldn't you kind of know?

1:46.6

You could know what I'm, I don't want to ask, but I figure if you're, if you've already slept together, wouldn't

1:45.7

you kind of know?

1:46.6

You could know.

1:47.2

What I'm saying, but the night.

1:49.4

I'm trying to figure out the scenario. The night before, you're drunk. Yeah. You do it. Yeah. Hammered. Mm-hmm. Don't have a full recollection of every detail of the evening.

1:58.7

You remember the big things, literally and figuratively.

2:01.6

You know what I'm saying?

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