The Birch Show

If you were listening yesterday

Wendy you were out so you missed this totally miss this

But we talked to a guy named Richard

And Richard was in a bit of a pickle

Because he was going on

Not rich rich's words

But Jeff's words

Oh

Yeah Richard was

I'm stuttering

Had big plans to go on a vacation with a girl.

So he bought the vacation, and it was a five-night cruise down to the Caribbean where you

would actually be at sea at midnight on New Year's Eve.

Oh, that's awesome.

So it's a huge party on a cruise ship.

Seems like a great plan to everyone except for the girl. She didn't want to go. Why? So that's the mystery we're trying to solve. But it's irrelevant because we're moving forward. That's right. Okay. Forward progress. So Richard, tell us where this came from you just having the, because it would go to waste, right?

Like, they don't give you your money back.

Well, the point is I want to go on a cruise. Okay. I could have refunded for half, but what's the fun of that? Right. So Richard had the trip. Okay. And was it your idea, or did your friends put you up to get in touch with the bird show? Once again, I got to thank Pam for that idea of calling the Bert Show and going through this.

She was here with you yesterday, right? That's right.

Yeah.

Good job, Pam. So Richard came on and, you know, told that story in a little more detail and kind of explained who he was and what he was looking for. And if you found a compatible woman, they would go on the trip together.

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