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Vault: Are You Frantic About The Week? You're Not Alone

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🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Are You Frantic About The Week? You're Not Alone

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

The topic is, what are you nervous about going into on the weekend? Okay. And we'll take your calls now and then you just got to make the agreement. You'll come in and tell us if you're nervous was unfounded or if you really had reason to be scared. And we'll start out with the voice disguiser. Sean, hey, caller, just give me a favor and just say one, two, three. One, two, three. Okay. The Voice Disguiser is on and working.

0:22.3

And what name should we refer to you as? Jack. Jack. Jack. All right, Jack. Why are you nervous this weekend? I am proposing to my longtime girlfriend, and she has absolutely no idea. Oh, very cool. Congratulations.

0:38.3

That's exciting.

0:39.3

Thank you.

0:40.3

And how long have you been planning the proposal?

0:42.3

About six weeks.

0:45.3

Six weeks.

0:46.3

And you said she has no idea?

0:48.3

No, I got laid off for my job not too long ago, so we've been having some financial trouble,

0:55.6

so she doesn't think it's even possible to hold a ring at this point.

0:58.6

Okay.

0:59.5

But you've been planning for long enough that you've already got the ring?

1:02.7

Yes.

1:03.3

And do you have an elaborate proposal planned, or is it just going to be a romantic dinner out?

1:07.6

Well, we're going out on vacation this weekend,

1:12.6

and I'm going to take her down to her favorite beach and going to propose to her out on the beach. Fantastic. That's awesome.

1:16.7

Congratulations. That is really exciting. But I'm really, really, nobody, nobody knows.

1:22.5

I mean, my parents know, because I talked about catching in some saving stuff, but.

1:45.2

Do her parents know? Do her parents know? No. Well, her father does. I talked to her. I talked to him yesterday. But other than them, I mean, none of our friend, nobody knows. Good man for asking the dad. That is great. I love it that you were just ready to burst to the secret, so you called us and were on the voices, guys. I love that. I'm really, I'm not nervous about what she'll say. I'm just nervous about the whole thing. How did you ask her father? How did that go? I brought the ring with me and I said, you know, I've got something I'm going to give your daughter this weekend. I asked him if he thought he'd liked it. And when he said, yeah, like so you know is this okay with you and and of course he said yes we've been together for quite a while

2:03.8

so i think they've been expecting it. Were you nervous talking to her dad, or were you cool? Yeah, he's pretty intimidating guy. Because Jessica's dad was the nicest guy in the world. You know, he's always so nice and everything. But the first... He was nice.

2:17.7

Like, when I asked him, he was really nice, but I was nervous going into it, obviously.

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