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Vault: Are Men Really Getting Drunk During Their Child's Birth?

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Are Men Really Getting Drunk During Their Child's Birth?

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with Indeed. The Bird Show. Jeff has wanted to ask you guys this question since

0:39.0

like 715 this morning he he told us this morning that if and when jessica gets pregnant and this is a

0:44.6

decision that they try they decide to make that he doesn't want to be in the delivery room when

0:49.6

she's delivering their baby it's i i'm not saying i i would rather not i know that I have to be. My frustration comes from the fact that at some point in the past two decades, the opportunity to decide that has been taken away from men. There are so many obvious reasons that we debated why guys have to be in a delivery room earlier this morning. It doesn't need to be debated again.

1:11.0

No.

1:13.7

But Jeff, his fear is that he's going to pass out.

1:14.6

Like he'll see the blood.

1:15.9

He can't handle all this stuff.

1:16.8

And he's going straight down.

1:17.3

Right.

1:21.7

And I want all the attention focused on the greatest child ever to be born.

1:22.6

So.

1:23.4

Down the hall.

1:24.6

That being said.

1:25.7

That's happened twice already.

1:26.3

Jesus.

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