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Hi, from time to time on the show, we do this thing called Am I Normal?

Because we all do really freaky things and like the privacy of our own homes.

And there's great comfort in knowing that other people do the same things.

Like I think I came in here one day and I started it off by saying that sometimes I'll stare in the mirror and I'll try to shift from one eye to the other to see my pupils dilate.

Just for no reason at all, except I think it's really cool to watch my own eyes dialate.

And I was wondering if that was normal and a whole bunch of people called up and said, yeah, I do that too.

And then we got a whole bunch of calls like these. Every I get out of the shower I'm totally naked I'm drying

off and I just start naked dancing I um pretend I'm a star and I interview myself and answer my own

questions does anybody practice how they're going to react when they hit the lottery I've been

married for three years but I still play in my wedding dress like it's my wedding. After I make something to eat, I pretend I'm my own food critic. One thing that I love to do is when I hear a really good line in a television show or on a movie, I'll excuse myself and go to the bathroom and then reenact that line over and over in the mirror until I get it perfect.

I usually tie myself up and play like a damnful industry.

Do you rescue yourself too?

Yeah.

All right, so if you do one of these kind of freaky things and you want confirmation on it

and you feel like revealing a little bit about yourself this morning, you can call us now, 404-741-105, and ask us if you're normal or not. But the reason why we're even doing it this morning is because producer Tracy, who we can already answer the question, no. Has one of these going on in her life right now? Well, the other day, Scott and I were in the car. We've been together for three years now, and he has labeled me and my family complete freaks. No. And then I started thinking about it, and maybe we are. We were coming home from Easter dinner the other night, and he said, you kiss your family on the lips. And I said, yeah, and he's like, that's weird.

And I'm like, no, it's not.

And he said, yes, it is.

He's like, that's weird.

He's like, I've never kissed my family on the lips. And now, and then I started thinking, oh, my God, what if it is weird? And what if my family thinks it's weird? And I just go for the lips and they're too embarrassed to tell me why are you kissing me on the lips?

I got to be honest with this.

It seems a little weird to me.

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