Vault: All Of Her Exes Are Gay...Why?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Okay, Jeff, we are going to need the voice disguiser, and we are going to call this virtual listener, Alyssa. |
| 0:06.4 | Good morning, Alyssa. |
| 0:07.9 | Good morning. |
| 0:08.6 | How are you? |
| 0:09.8 | A little nervous. |
| 0:11.3 | Not to be nervous about. |
| 0:12.4 | First, they're on the voice disguiser, and nobody can recognize your voice. |
| 0:15.4 | And secondly, nobody's listening. |
| 0:18.1 | So there you go. |
| 0:19.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.6 | It's just us. |
| 0:21.0 | I wanted to say first thing, I love the show. |
| 0:23.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:23.7 | Okay. |
| 0:24.9 | Boy, now everybody's going to know who we are. |
| 0:30.3 | Okay. |
| 0:31.0 | So what's going on, Alyssa? |
| 0:33.0 | Okay. |
| 0:33.8 | I recently turned 21 beginning of this year. |
| 0:36.8 | And my two major relationships, both guys |
| 0:41.3 | have ended up being gay. And the first guy, okay, it should have been a given. He was |
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