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Vault: A yard dispute escalates when a 78-year-old woman grabs the water hose.

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🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault:  A yard dispute escalates when a 78-year-old woman grabs the water hose.

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1:12.0

Of course, he's been arrested in prison for this.

1:13.6

I heard about this.

1:14.4

Apparently... 71 years old, I think this is just funny to imagine. He's got involved in a prison brawl already. Of course, he's been arrested in prison for this. Apparently, another inmate had pushed him. So he shoved him back, knocked him down to the ground, and then stood over him. You know, like all red in the face, all mad. Have you ever seen him go after the photographers when he was being, you know, tried or whatever? Indicted? Yeah. when and so he would come out of his apartment and walk to the thing, like photographers all up in his face,

1:32.9

and he would just shove his way through him.

1:34.6

How old is this, dude?

1:35.5

71.

1:36.2

I wonder if there's anybody listening right now that has seen their grandparents getting a physical fight with somebody else.

1:40.3

Bring it.

1:41.4

414-741 Q-1-Q-H.

1:43.4

I want to know the one thing that makes your grandparents snap and go after another 75-year-old person. And it can't be like a young grandparent. You know, like we'll have like a 42-year-old grandparent. No, no, no. We're looking like 70 years old here. 70 or older, right? We had a similar question a while back. And then somebody go nuts at a bingo game? Seriously. Yeah, I think I do remember that news story. It was, we asked why you had to go get your grandma out of jail. And some woman went nuts at a church bingo game. Omar, how old is your grandmother? Hello? Omar? Yes. Yeah, can you turn your radio down? Yes.

2:18.3

Thank you, sir.

2:19.3

How old is your grandmother?

2:20.3

Well, she's now passed away, but she was seven, eight at the time, 78 at the time.

2:25.3

Okay, okay.

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