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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Jessica & Ken

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🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vault: 2nd Date Update - Jessica & Ken

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. This poor woman took so much heat because she had absolutely no idea what was going on.

0:05.7

She thought she was on a date. Problem is, the guy that she was out with didn't think it was a date at all. Hello? Hi, Ken. Yes. Hi, this is The Birch Show at Q100, calling you, and we're on the air right now. How you doing, man? Good. How are you? Hey, dude, we have Jessica on the phone with us.

0:21.4

Jessica, you want to say hey?

0:22.4

Hi, Ken.

0:23.3

Hi, Jess.

0:24.2

Hey, dude, we have Jessica on the phone with us. Jessica, you want to say hey?

0:22.4

Hi, Ken.

0:23.3

Hi, Jess.

0:24.2

Hey, um, Ken, we've got a bit of a question for you, because Jessica's a little miffed.

0:28.3

You know, she was telling us that she went out with you, what was it last week, and she had a really

0:31.5

great time on your date. Enjoy the movie with you. Enjoy going out and get a little drinky-drank afterwards. Well, now she can't figure out why you haven't called her back for a second date. Oh my gosh. We didn't go on a date. What?

0:45.7

Do you know we didn't go on a date? How can there be confusion about that? Yeah. You guys met at a party?

0:51.8

She asked you out. We met at a party with my wife was at the party also. Uh-oh. Okay. Yeah. Did you go to a movie with her? Yeah. With my daughter and her two friends. Oh, this changes things. It's still a date. It's not, it wasn't it a date. She coaches people on how to network. I work in sales. Okay. Basically, we met at the party. My wife was at the party, and she was telling me all these seminars that she does, and I was like, well, this sounds great. It sounds like some I could use. She's telling me how she charges thousands, thousands of dollars to do these seminars. So I'm like, well, you know, looking into and talking to her, my wife was standing right there with me. She said, listen, I would love to just get together and just, you know, just show you some different things that, you know, we could do that. You could probably use no charge. So me being, me being interested, of course, this is what I do. I said, listen, sounds great, you know, I was talking about going to the movie. She said, listen, why don't I come along? She invited herself along to go see panic room. So my wife was there. I was like, well, that sounds fine. Let's do that. You know, my daughter will be there. Two friends will come. We ended up going to the movie, watching the movie. After the movie, we went to, like, the mall. My kid and her

2:04.1

two friends were actually going, shopping around. We went to a little place in the food court

2:08.5

there, had a couple of drinks, and we talked about it. Oh, this change.

2:12.0

Who goes to a movie with a woman he's not interested in? Well, wait a second now.

2:16.9

Jessica, you knew he was... Why did you invite me to the movie? Because I thought we were going to talk. We talked about what you did and it was helping me. And that was the whole reason why I even paid for you because it was just a common courtesy of you just telling me everything about what you do. My daughter and her two friends were there. How old is your daughter? My daughter's 13 years old. Why did he offered to pick me up? Yeah, of course I did. I figured that you were cutting me this great deal. Why shouldn't I come and pick you up with my daughter and two, and her friends? You obviously knew he was married. Yeah, but he was still flirting with me at the party. Oh my gosh. And when he showed, was it a surprise to you when he showed up with his two kids?

2:54.6

No, I thought, you know, sometimes when you go on a date with someone, they want you to meet their kids.

3:02.1

Obviously, there's something wrong with this woman.

3:04.6

Then she calls, then she leaves me two messages.

3:07.5

Why haven't you called me?

3:08.9

My wife heard the messages.

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