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The Smartest Man in the World

Vapors

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2013

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta, GA, Greg sounds off on The Shangri-Las, security, and Scalia.

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The most intriguing bar in all of Atlanta Bulldogs were many straight people wander in but few come out that way.

0:44.0

He said fire on the mountain, run, boy, run.

0:49.0

Devils in the house of the razzings and chicken in the bed, big and out, do.

0:55.0

That's our second time doing the poop cast down here in Atlanta.

0:58.0

I've had nothing but love this whole week in Georgia.

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And it's true what they say. The moon like to shine through the pines.

1:04.0

I've received many kitten gifts here.

1:06.0

Kittens and mectobuses here tonight. Hi, how?

1:08.0

Oh, kittens gone dixie. This is a tricky bin.

1:10.0

It's going to be like Tennessee Williams all night long.

1:13.0

Oh, my. I think I have the vapus.

1:16.0

I could certainly go for a reviving julep when it's not neck for those no neck monsters.

1:21.0

Mendacity. Mendacity.

1:23.0

All right, kittens. You got the part. Stop auditioning.

1:26.0

I've had two delightful kitten gifts given to me here tonight. A very fluffy white Persian puffy kitten.

1:32.0

It's not Leslie. It's Whitney. Whitney gave me this. Thank you, Whitney. Darling thing.

1:37.0

Kittens needed a companion because kittens is often alone.

1:40.0

Let's see what Whitney sounds like. Hey, how's it going? Wow.

1:44.0

Who knew? Whitney was going to be Lionel Standard to kittens to kittens Elizabeth Taylor tonight.

1:51.0

I'll bring the car around. Okay, Mrs. Hotton.

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