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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
0:05.1 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the |
0:21.8 | planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
0:27.4 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This will be much more challenging |
0:31.6 | than it should be because we are about to listen to answers given to us by a three-year-old, |
0:36.1 | Ali's actual son, and answers given to us by a woman in her mid-30s. |
0:41.4 | Her name is... |
0:42.1 | Lower 30s. |
0:43.7 | Her name is Vanessa. |
0:44.8 | She's in her lower 30s. |
0:46.4 | And even though we have accused Vanessa of being a child for a variety of reasons, not just the fact that she has a hard time getting up on the stools, but because she does childlike things. Earlier today, Allie caught her in the middle of the show once again. Not a chicken leg. Eating a chicken leg. I was set up. Oh, boy. Set up. Like a trap. I was a trap. I was a trap. I was so happy in that. Oh, I know. Look at that picture. That was caught today. |
1:11.1 | This was not a repost. |
1:12.5 | This was caught today during the show. And she's wearing those serial killer glasses. She looks like she just killed it. I'm Dommer. I have this chicken. She is. She is still alive. Jeffrey Dahmerer chicken. She loves chicken. But you would think it would be easy to figure out the difference between something that a woman would say at her young 30s and someone that a child would say when they're three. |
1:33.5 | But you're going to find out it's quite difficult. |
1:35.0 | Yeah. |
1:35.3 | And I mean, even just the choice of entertainment that Vanessa has and some of the things that she watches are some of the things that I think your daughters watch right my daughter left a book here the book was called uh sisters |
1:49.4 | sisters or brats or something I walked in Vanessa's reading this and like engrossed in it |
1:54.1 | when I took them to that I took them to crypto to see zombies uh zombies and something |
2:00.2 | else live |
2:00.8 | some Disney show I didn't even know what the hell it was |
2:02.6 | but I just like I love that show I watched it all during COVID |
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