Boys and girls make sure to see me in Florida Kentucky Arkansas and Missouri

Get dates and tickets at nickdip.com and click on the tour button. See you there

Guys come home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. I guess I'll have to spread my legs now she says why he asked don't you have a vase?

Telling you uncle junior let me see you my hearing in both. Yeah, I guess it's me going deaf. How you is kid?

Bucking and I try to put on a decent shirt the collars. I'm very fussy about my colors. They read the wide open like it's 1968

Whether I'll bunched up anyways, that's a first world problem.

What up folks good to be with you on Tuesday. I don't know what's going on in the year. I

Should know it's my job to but I do yesterday not much.

Fucking good all excited. I think the Yankees and guardians today. I mean Indians. I said guardians. I stupid red face drunken Indians

And the fuck it think it's raining. I put on and and sheldon's on. Is that what's called amazing? Sheldon? Sheldon the jerk, huh?

Let's go with Sheldon the jerk off. Yeah anybody. I

So I hit record on all the sheldons on the guy in case the game came on and it went before in the mall, you know

So I started watching. I'll live it just to see you have to be sucking my ass with a crazy straw

Sheldon anything what's with Hollywood and their percusious little kids?

Oh just unfunny is pediatric cancer. Who is watching that garbage? Who writes it? How does it get green lit? It's all a fucking

Oh my god, it was horrendous

You know that kid'll hang himself by the time he's 18. Well then he luck mindless drones. That's all it is

That's all it is mindless drone tuning in. Look at young kid very smart smart of his parents. We haven't seen that before

But can Hollywood needs adoishing. I mean a real cleansing

Fire hose with chlorox right up in that bazooch

Anyways, I don't know what that meant

I need to do it's freedom baby. Yeah, all right. Let's get to freedom. I

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