From Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, hot damn.

Here we go, here we go.

Comedy alive from the greatest country in the world.

Broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Philly.

You're dang right it is.

The government is shut down.

We remain open for business.

And the New York Yankees also now a game away from advancing in the playoffs against the hated Boston Red Sox.

So if I sound a little peppy for once, it's not just the meth.

I am vicariously reliving my baseball youth through my 16-year-old son.

He will not be with us today.

He'll be with us tomorrow as he is every Friday.

But you're going to get a visit from Jenny Phala, my wife, to respond to some allegations from a

caller that she is out of my league. That is a fact check false. Now, she might be out of my league,

but the point is I've made fun of her enough to cripple her self-esteem to the point that she'd hang out with a dirtbag like me. You know who else will hang out with a dirtbag like me? The next governor of California, Steve Hilton is going to be stopping by in the second hour of today's show. And, of course, the phone lines will be open to every one of you. Your calls, your text, your tweets. You can do a message in a bottle

if Sting happens to be listening. A carrier pigeon if you want to try that old song and dance.

Even a smoke signal. If Elizabeth Warren's out there today, I know she's not in the government

because it's shut down. So you're all welcome. As I say every day, this show is a safe space

for cool people.

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