Vampires | 4
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2016
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
No sparkly teenage heartthrobs here. This week the fellas tackle the blood-sucking undead as they dissect VAMPIRES! We all know the myth of the pasty, white-skinned Eastern Europeans turning into bats. But, what if there are truly blood suckers walking among us? What if they look just like you and me? That, and how much blood can you drink without throwing-up? Special guest Dan Jessup and the return of Conspiracy Bot. All of that and more on this Pre-Halloween edition of Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth hand production. |
| 0:03.6 | Welcome to Fright Night. |
| 0:08.6 | I am Dracula. |
| 0:11.6 | I bid you welcome. Children of the night. |
| 0:16.0 | Lord what it wouldn't give for a drop of good old-fashioned Creole blood. |
| 0:21.0 | Yankees and not your tastes. |
| 0:24.0 | Their democratic flavor is a suit my planet, |
| 0:26.0 | A blood feud. |
| 0:27.0 | A blood feud between vampires and lichens. |
| 0:29.0 | And it worst things out tonight than vampires. |
| 0:32.0 | Like war. Like what? |
| 0:34.0 | Like me. |
| 0:36.0 | You look human to me. |
| 0:38.0 | Humans don't drink blood. |
| 0:39.0 | Count Dracula. |
| 0:41.0 | I am Dracula. I am drach. |
| 0:43.0 | drach. Bring along your garlic and holy water. We're talking the blood-sucking |
| 0:57.0 | undead. Vampires next on Hysteria 51. |
| 1:05.0 | Life is a mystery. Confusion is all around us. |
| 1:08.0 | The truth is out there, but you won't find it here. |
| 1:12.0 | Welcome to Hysteria 51. |
| 1:15.0 | Come inside our secret hideaway as we talk conspiracy theories, mysteries, and the unexplained, |
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