Valley of the Dolls Ep. 7 - Where There's A Will, There's A Mondrian (The Valley S1E7)

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🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for living as a 13-year-old girl for almost a year. Back over the hill, the crew, still at the Mondrian dinner, has whiplash from their brawl with Doute and Luke. Michelle announces the alleged rumor Kristen has been "protecting," and not everyone is buying it. Jesse and Michelle make a shaky amends, and Nia and Danny continue to deal with her baby blues. Brittany deals with a cornea scratch, just in time to go to a tantric sex coach with Jax. Then, an overnight Cauchi DATE NIGHT turns sour when Jax reveals to Britt his second thoughts about having a second child...

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0:00.0	Zoot, Zoo, riot. Riot! It's Mayday. Happy Mayday. Have you made it at all unions.
0:07.0	Rabbit, rabbit.
0:08.0	Rabbit, rabbit, everyone.
0:09.0	What is Mayday?
0:10.0	It's like a union thing.
0:12.0	That's why I think the, oh my god, triggered the strike was.
0:16.0	It started on May day?
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	Oh, a loaded holiday.
0:20.0	May 3rd.
0:21.0	Glad that's over.
0:22.0	Yeah. Good times. Great times. Sexsomia. Yeah, I've seen
0:30.3	this article a few times but apparently it's like a new actual thing where you
0:36.7	like fuck in your sleep. A 38 year old man reportedly tries to force his wife to have sex in the middle of the night,
0:45.3	but has no memory of his actions when he wakes up.
0:47.7	That feels a little like you were just...
0:50.3	You were just a sex past.
0:51.7	Badger your wife into fucking.
0:54.0	I don't remember.
0:56.0	Sexsomials?
0:57.0	They're like it only happens to men.
0:58.0	You only happens to men who want to fuck their wives while they're dead asleep.
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