Valley of the Dolls Ep. 27 - We Are Not Your Friends (The Valley S2E15) with Chelsea Peretti
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🗓️ 24 July 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
With Lara still on her tour di Italia, Carey enlists the help of comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to recap the season finale of The Valley. They discuss set Feng Shui, Chelsea’s choice to pod sans mic stand, pandemic psychosis, sinister retail associates, Magic Castle food poisoning, shame-based lust, and more.
Back on The Valley, the crew assemble atop a hill at Yamashiro for Michelle’s rindom-ass “Zen Party.” But first, the ladies meet Lala’s new baby, Doute and Brittany discuss infertility woes, Zack and Benjo discuss scrotox, and the boys climb the endless staircases at Jax’s townhouse of terror and gossip about Danny’s scallawag ways. Then, at the zen soirée, Jax and Brittany argue over financial ruin; Jax picks a fight with Danny and Nia. Janet squares up against Doute and Zack, who slowly succumb to Gay Hell.
Chapters:
00:00:00 Chelsea airs out her grievances for our studio couch...
00:04:27 Ellen is staying in the UK permanently!
00:09:51 Chelsea talks about getting back to stand up
00:16:08 America v. Everywhere else...
00:19:25 The Valley Recap!
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| 0:37.7 | Guys, this is a huge moment for SUP because filling in for Laura is none other than comedian, |
| 0:48.9 | actress, filmmaker, podcaster herself, Chelsea Pready, host of call Chelsea Pready, which I've been on, |
| 0:57.8 | and we're graced with your presence. |
| 1:00.2 | Yes. |
| 1:00.8 | Hi, Chelsea. |
| 1:01.5 | Hi. |
| 1:02.4 | Are you happy to be here? |
| 1:03.7 | I know that you had some misgivings about the couch and the positioning, but I think you |
| 1:09.6 | figured out. |
| 1:10.1 | I just don't have that loungy, like personality. |
| 1:12.9 | I think you're, it's happening. |
| 1:15.8 | And you're wearing, I feel like Chris Catan. |
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