Valley of the Dolls Ep. 12 - Das Shady Boot (The Valley S1E12)

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🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Lara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in Italy and Amanda Knox back on the hot seat once more, the Fall of the House of JLo, and the daemons plaguing Carl Radke. Back in the San Fernando Valley, Brittany and Jax set up for the grand opening of Jax's tavern, and Jax's mean streak against his bride only increases. The funeral dirge for Jesse and Michelle's marriage begins to play, and Zack and Jasmine have it out with Janet, thus beginning the Gays vs Straights civil war. In an epilogue six months later, we see Jax and Brittany FINALLY separated as Brittany begins to visualize a new and improved Jax-free life. Michelle and Jesse attempt to finalize their divorce and Zack goes to Miami with Doute to support her during her non-lipo lipo procedure and gets squirted in the process.

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0:00.0	Answer for yourself. What do you have to say? Thank you Tony.
0:04.3	Wow, you heard it here first. You heard it here first. My little tone tone is back on my lap.
0:10.0	Oh, my little sweet boy. I'm in a place of total rearrange. Yeah you've really
0:18.7	I've leveled up. I've become sort of an interior designer. You know what you're having is you're having your Fab Five moment?
0:26.6	Yeah, you're queerying yourself. I'm having my discovery that I actually have somewhat good taste.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:34.0	Actually decent, very good taste.
0:35.8	And I am having the confidence to say, over there.
0:40.6	You're karammoing, your space, and I'm really proud of you.
0:46.0	Thank you.
0:47.0	Simon and I are, we made a TV room, we are making our living space, our living room sort of like a Berlin
0:54.3	salon he thank God I have him yeah because he that helps when you're doing interior decoration having a world famous artist and furniture designer as your husband really gives you a leg up over the competition.
1:12.0	You go, I have an incredible taste.
1:15.0	Incredible taste also.
1:17.0	Yeah, so that's great.
1:20.0	How's your first week of 40?
1:22.0	It's been good. I got a mammogram today. They squeeze my
1:28.2	tits individually into a machine and... Did you lock eyes with a nurse I let her fondle me she said let me move you and you just
1:38.3	kind of have to give your body in arms and one tit at a time to a nurse and then she's like I'm gonna I'm gonna put your like breast into this tray and then
1:50.4	compress it down so they basically like compress it down like a sandwich.
1:54.4	No, it feels kind of good.
1:56.7	You went, oh, I went, I'm gonna
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