Well, we are here with an exciting new development.

We're gonna gag you with a third episode for the...

I mean, I guess if you're a Patreon person,

now you're experiencing three episodes a week, but if you're a Patreon person, now you're experiencing three episodes a week, but if you're just a regular old cheap-ass

fucking bitch, you're getting two.

You wanted more bitch?

Now you're getting a bitch.

We are recapping the valley. We weren't going to do it. We weren't even going to watch it. Well, we were probably going to watch it. But like... But we were very like, we were dreading it. It was a dreadful thing until it served and then I was like wait

this show is actually the thing that I've been missing in my life the thing I've been

craving the thing I've been needing and it

feels good to be here it feels really good to arrive it feels like it's somewhere

between the past and future not the present but something else.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, it's definitely going into the heart of darkness.

There's no going back. When you first tune into the valley you are now

changed your brain chemistry has changed

Your DNA begins to shift.

It's like, don't they say when you do ecstasy

for the first time your brain is never the same or something?

They're always saying, like rumors about ecstasy.

Anyway, but this actually is, the rumors are true.

This will change you on like an epigenetic level.

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