Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets w/ Jessica St. Clair & Doug Benson (HDTGM Matinee)

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Doug Benson (Doug Loves Movies) joins Paul, Jason and guest co-host Jessica St. Clair to discuss the 2017 sci-fi flick Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. LIVE from the Theatre at Ace Hotel for Pee Cast Blast ’17, they cover everything from Rihanna as Bubble, to a shapeshifting alien entertainer, to the movie resetting itself every 15 minutes. (Ep. #237 Originally Released 04/09/2020)

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0:00.0	A stunning sci-fi spectacle that engages the viewer on every level,
0:05.0	except for character, plot, and pacing.
0:09.0	We saw Valerian, so you know what that means.
0:13.0	We made
0:16.0	Remed! How'd it
0:21.6	Swastonaghanag Grove baby in his belly
0:23.6	Rock a Ron Stone vest while ripping just into Kelly
0:26.6	Or maybe see a burlash show with Nick Crow
0:28.6	And take a boat with speed to hitting cruise control
0:31.6	J-Man, Big Paul in the beautiful June
0:34.6	Gonna take you from the Goof all the way to the room
0:36.6	Ranned the games and street fire that help to blow off steam just a sucker punch the odd
0:41.1	life for Timothy Green shark needle the bird demic how we stand a lot they call it in the
0:45.8	badass and he's on the line cranking 88 minutes cause they cool as ice because a bad
0:51.0	gym varney looking kind and nice Paul and June getting literal
0:54.6	Jason is getting laid
0:55.8	June is making sure all the monkey shots
0:57.8	getting paid they're judge a bunch of movies
0:59.8	while they're making the grade
1:00.9	here's a real question for you
1:02.5	how did this get made?
1:04.6	Hello people of
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