Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily on Today's show and bringing you a mashup of all things Valentine's Day.

To give you a little more inspiration, from gift ideas to sex expectations to tales of V-Day's past,

this show is going to get you in the romantic mood and hopefully sparks some ideas for the bedroom.

All this and more, thanks for listening.

Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.

Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Betrubized they call them in a bygone day.

Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.

He thinks you're kind of cute. The world's got to understand it. Oh my.

The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common all the way? What do you mean like laundry?

It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh my god. I'm so so.

Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

A misprinted summons sent potential jurors to phone sex line. Did you hear about this?

No. This is amazing. You'll love this. This is a Mississippi.

A Mississippi Circuit clerks office apologized to 350 residents whose jury summons contained an error

sending them to a phone sex hotline. Yes.

So Jackson County Circuit clerk Randy said he found out about the error.

And they informed residents to call a phone number on Monday to find out you call.

You know, like, do I have jury? Do I do it? Do I not?

And it said, for Hot Girls, press one for Hot Guys, press two.

That's amazing. Yeah. I love it. I love it. Right.

Hopefully no one did him for her best, but he said, please accept my apologies.

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