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The Valenti Show

Valenti Wants You To "Sell Him This Pen" On Lions Idea

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Mike revisits his take from earlier on a specific idea when it comes to the Lions in the NFL Draft this month: having TE Brock Bowers fall to Detroit at 29 and Brad Holmes pouncing.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, five o'clock. Good to have you with us, Odyssey.com,

0:03.2

rewind. So I got a couple things for you. One, it may be confirmation that as it

0:07.9

relates to the NFL draft, I am a Bradbot. I want to sell you a provocative selection at 29 that I'd actually be okay with.

0:17.0

But on the heels of the Tiger thing, I wanted to highlight one thing, and we're going to do this on tomorrow's show which is okay I will

0:26.7

get excited about the Tigers when dot dot dot all right I'm happy they're winning games. Lord knows they're playing some of the worst teams in the league. And last night, not with the Red Wings on, not with Caitlin Clark v Angel Reese, not with paint drying as an option was I going to watch a scoreless nine inning game.

0:47.0

I'm open with my listeners. This offense makes me want to throw up.

0:51.0

However, the pitching's really good in the bullpen. You want a bullpen

0:55.8

stat for everybody? You guys are driving home? Check this out. Now, wholly unsustainable, but man is it fun? Tigers bullpen through four games. You ready for this?

1:10.0

17 innings, 19 strikeouts, one-er and run, six total hits.

1:18.0

Whip.

1:21.0

0.65 and a 109 opponent batting average.

1:25.0

So they're going back to the days of that Mario,

1:29.5

um, Ravana.

1:36.5

Wait, it's just you were just pouring out of your mouth here and I don't know what's happening

1:40.5

Did you just try to say Madonna? No, Mario Mariana Rava

1:45.2

Mariano Rivera. Yes, I'm leaving. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mariano Rivera. Stop both of you. You're effin with me. There is no confusing the

1:51.2

name of the greatest closer in the history of the sport of baseball.

1:55.0

Enter Sandman, him in Wetland, when they had that one-two combination.

2:00.0

You just tried to call him Mario Benuelas. I'm done. I'm done.

2:06.0

Kenny, Kenny, that's disrespect.

2:09.0

He's no Timmy Trumpets, okay? Everybody will.

2:12.0

He's no Billy Bliden.

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