Thank you, Luke. All right. We are excited on a Wednesday. We got a jam-pack show for you.

And all I can tell you is Rico is in a mood. Let's get it going. I'm kidding. I totally made that up.

I was just making sure you're paying attention. So we have business to attend to.

And David, we made an alteration to the show sheet, unbeknownst to you. I was talking

to Rico about this. And we're going to do a PSA to start the show because I've had enough of

something. But I think it's going to lead us into something else that needs to stop locally.

And we're going to go from there. Okay? So hear me when I say this.

I talked to David about this and Rico about it earlier.

I've spoken to Jim Costa about it.

I'm going to do this for the record.

I can't believe I have to do this.

Do we need to swear you in?

You can.

I mean, I just want to make sure what you're going to say is the absolute and God's honest truth.

It's the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God.

Okay. But between what Wojo did the other night and what cookies did this morning,

I have to put a few things on the record. Because, look, I understand what's going on, all right?

You know, they can't generate feedback on their own, so they need to use my name,

put my name all up in their mouth.

But I want to help them because it has to stop.

Okay, you don't need to make things up.

You can make fun of me.

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