What tell what happened when you had to relieve yourself? 206803 rock. Hello Valdez. Welcome back to the

bedroom. Ola! Now we got you. Awesome. So, I was almost 20 years ago. I was a tow truck driver

down in Portland, Oregon when the big snowstorm hit. I was out patrolling and my guts started churning.

I could not find a bathroom for the life of me.

So I pull into an apartment complex that luckily the door for the rec center was actually

open.

Unfortunately, the bathroom doors were locked.

So I find a waste basket with a trash bag in it and drop trow and I proceed to do my

business in the lobby.

Nobody in there.

Where in the lobby?

Like in a trash can on the floor?

What are we talking about?

In the trash can. In the trash bag in the trash can. But I was my mid-20s and I wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible just in case anybody happened upon me. So I did not grab the bag.

Oh. All right. These left the bag of S sitting in there. Yes, I did. Hey man, look, I pooped in a trash can once outside of the laundry room outside of my old department. And, I mean, I had to. White my ass with the dryer sheet, which I thought was kind of brilliant. I'm like, ooh, cool, because I did not plan in advance. Like, I just had to go. So

somebody, it was not mine. Somebody's bounced dryer sheets are there. They don't work at all. You don't consider how perforated they are. Also, they just looked right through your hands. Right. I did not think about that part. But anyway, but I did pull out the trash bag and walked it immediately to the dumpster. Yeah. Yeah. But it's weird because it's kind of like him. I'm like, I'm in a public part of this building, man.

I just, I got to get this out.

If anyone, it immediately to the dumpster. Yeah. Yeah. But it's weird because kind of like him, like, I'm in a public part of this building, man.

I just, I got to get this out.

If anyone opens that door, this is going to look real bad.

That's when apartment dumpster lifestyle is a lifesaver. Oh, yeah, correct. Because if not, you got to wait for the trash day. Oh, no. Trash day would just be.

That's too long.

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