Valar Morghulis

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

As the Los Angeles Lakers coaching search comes full circle, the Zen Master just doesn't hold a candle to the Shadow GM. On this week's episode, we bring in famed NBA bettor and former Mavericks executive Haralabos "Bob" Voulgaris to reveal searing truths about the league. Voulgaris takes us behind the curtain in Dallas and shares his lessons from the room where it happens and the reasons why he retired from gambling. We'll also review Draymond Green's flagrant reputation and share surprising data about Scott Foster, the referee the Association told you not to worry about. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:10.9	Oh, wow, breaking news here.
0:14.7	Apparently Phil Jackson, according to ESPN is advising the
0:18.4	Lakers on their coaching search.
0:21.5	According to ESPN, Phil Jackson, welcome to the party.
0:25.5	Or did he actually leave?
0:27.1	Tom, this can't be breaking news to you.
0:30.0	Come on, man, we've done told you a long time ago that
0:33.4	Jeannie buses circle of trusted advisors.
0:36.4	First of all, the hand of the queen is Linda Rambus.
0:39.6	Let's start there.
0:41.1	And then the rest of the high council are Kurt Rambus,
0:46.3	magic Johnson and Phil Jackson.
0:48.9	He's got like herpes.
0:49.9	He never goes away for good.
0:51.8	He just kind of fades into Montana.
0:54.6	Winning time season, what season two, season three, season 12.
1:00.0	A lot more winning time to get through before they get to this.
1:02.8	Losing time season one.
1:04.2	My assignment, uncover why the association inspires more
1:08.7	conspiracy theories in volume and salience than any other US sport.
1:14.6	Are you for to be a Luba Dottie?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Count The Dings, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Count The Dings and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.