Vacuum Prank Call (Sucking Scale)

Friday Night Cranks

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2008

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Jared prank calls a vacuum company and messes with the salesman. The man gets pissed when Jared starts asking about a "Sucking Scale"

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0:00.0	Thank you for calling or direct. My representative ID number is 28833.
0:05.0	My name is Justin and who am I speaking with today?
0:07.0	My name is Jim. Good evening to you, Justin.
0:10.0	Hi Jim, how are you?
0:11.0	I'm okay. I'm okay. I needed to purchase something from you guys.
0:15.0	Okay, well how can I help you?
0:17.0	I need to purchase something from you guys.
0:21.9	Yeah, what would you like to purchase?
0:23.8	A vacuum.
0:26.5	Okay, which vacuum would you like to purchase?
0:28.2	Just any type.
0:31.3	I need to, like, suck up some wooden boards that are outside on my deck.
0:37.5	Okay, well, we have a variety of different models that range in price from... Right, I'm familiar with the vacuum.
0:39.8	I know how it works.
0:41.7	Okay, so which would you like?
0:44.7	Just a vacuum.
0:46.5	Okay, so would you like the platinum,
0:48.1	the gold, the silver, or the classic?
0:49.5	If you're familiar with them,
0:50.5	then I won't go over all the details.
0:52.0	I really wouldn't want a vacuum made out of gold. I would think that's pretty expensive.
0:56.0	That's the name of the vacuum. It's not actually made of gold.
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